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Top 10 – the Best Ten Films of 2012

Hurray! An end-of-the-year list with good movies! Rejoice!*

10 The Descendants

A lovely portrait of middle-age. The rough edges and the cynicism that characterized director Alexander Payne’s earlier films are smoothed over – to a very satisfying effect. George Clooney delivers a career-high performance. Extra kudos for the gorgeous images of everyday Hawaii.

 

9 The Hunger Games

The big surprise of the year. I, for one, would never have thought that anything that seems knock-off Twilight on the surface could make this good a film. Jennifer Lawrence proves herself to be a true leading lady, one like Hollywood has not seen in years.

 

8 Moonrise Kingdom

A film that much resembles The Descendants, in that it is the softest, cuddliest film in the corpus of its director. Many people are annoyed by Wes Anderson’s blend of depressed Bill Murrays and high concept stylization, but this is a film with a warm and true heart. Excellent performance all around, especially by the kids, and the best soundtrack of the year.

 

7 Cloud Atlas

Arguably the greatest filmmaking achievement of the year. A film project that seemed most likely to be made fun off, or at least provoke some raised eyebrows. But Tykwer and the Wachowski’s adapt an apparently unadaptable book and deliver a movie with a point as well as six climaxes. That it never feels too long is a credit to the excellent editing.

 

6 The Dark Knight Rises

Especially upon repeated viewing it becomes clear that Nolan’s final Batman film is not as good as the two films preceding it. There is some shoddy editing, and the lack of substantial politics disappointed me. But one cannot deny that this is still really good stuff. A mature superhero film on an unprecedented scale.

 

5 End of Watch

An incredibly tense police film with fantastic performances by Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena. The original cinematography – a blend of found footage and first-person shooter games – is its characterizing feature, but there is much substance to all this surface. There is no space for nuance here – the bad guys are very bad indeed – but what the hell? Who cares?

 

4 Anna Karenina

Its first half hour is the best half hour of cinema I’ve seen this year. No film can look like this and still tell a good story about interesting characters, so it is good that after that half hour Anna Karenina slows down to focus on its drama. Joe Wright’s second big achievement with this film is that Tolstoy’s outdated ethics actually do seem quite sensible.

 

3 Martha Marcy May Marlene

Already in 2011 this was the darling of the Sundance festival. We had to wait for a long time to get to see it here in The Netherlands, but boy, was it worth the wait! An outstanding debut for both director Sean Durkin and leading lady Elizabeth Olsen, who has more than twice the talent of her two older siblings combined.

 

2 The Muppets

A surprise choice perhaps. Not the choice made by any esteemed critic with proper taste. But hell, The Muppets made me happier than any other film this year. I laughed, I cried, and back at home I was still singing along with the lyrics.

 

1 Bir Zamanlar Anadolu’da

Aka Once Upon a Time in Anatolia. Completely overwhelming drama about modern-day Turkey and the burdens it carries from its history. The tracking shot of a half-eaten apple rolling down a hill and into a little stream is an example of filmmaking machismo by one of the art’s masters; Nuri Bilge Ceylan. But more crucial is the shot of the doctor, seeing the wife and son of the murder victim walking home. It left me breathless.

 

* Circumstance prevented me from seeing Ang Lee’s The Life of Pi before the close of the year. So it will be a 2013 contender.

Results: The Jasper’s Take Awards 2012

The least coveted awards in the film business. The ones about which Matt Damon might have said “which ones?” The ones that even Kate Winslet is not interested in. They’re here. They’re now. The Jasper’s Take Awards 2012 (not Winslet and Damon, though that’d have been very cool). So, I hear you thinking, who are the ignorant winners?

The Michael Bay Award for loudest action film

In the absence of Michael Bay himself this year, and with the knowledge that I did not go and see the reportedly deafening Battleship, this award goes to – drum raffle and big bang – The Avengers. A film so loud that my review was literally unhearable in the mayhem…

The Adam Sandler Award for least funny comedy

Adam Sandler himself churned out two hugely unlikable ‘comedies’ this year (That’s My Boy and Jack & Jill), but to let him take part in this awards race would be unfair to the other contenders. So which movie was the least funny funny-film in 2012? Don’t laugh! It was The Watch. The only good thing about this film is that it reminded me of The IT-Crowd

The Intelligent Design Award for worst case of history rewritten

the-helpThere is actually some fun to be had with the idea of moon-nazis. And there is something charming about a British bloke making up an affair he had with Marilyn Monroe. Hugo sweetened the history of early cinema a bit too much, but had a good heart. But real toe-curling history-twitching this year concerned the painful subjects of slavery and racism. The award is shared between Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (this year’s worst film in general) and the painful The Help (aka White People Solve Racism).

The Iron Man 2 Award for least inspired sequel/prequel/spin-off

Next year this award can be properly awarded to Iron Man 3 of course, but for now we’ll have to make due. What was the least-inspired, most blindly-cash-grabbing sequel, threequel, spin-off, prequel or reboot of the year? Of course! It was the entirely unwanted The Amazing Spider-Man. A film that was only made so that Sony could keep the rights to the world’s most boring super hero.

The Martin McFly Award for best use of time travelling 

Quite some time-travelling going on this year. Or going to be in the history of thirty years from now. Looper had me wondering too often ‘what? And ‘how?’ Men in Black III was simply caught up in its own inconsistencies. Total Recall went back to the eighties and stole the set of Blade Runner, so that rules it out of competition. Which made me choose between Goldfinger‘s Aston Martin turning up in Skyfall and the eventual winner: The Muppets! Yes! Now that Einsteinian physics is re-established, surely the travel-by-map option constitutes bending the rules of light and time?

The Mind Heist Award for most enthusiasticating trailer

The most difficult choice. Argo‘s use of Dream On? The mysterious moodiness of Bir Zamanlar Anadolu’da? Skyfall‘s breath-take-away-er? Fiveandahalf (!) minutes of Cloud Atlas? All worthy contenders, but the award for the best trailer goes to….

Rest of the year agenda + nominations Jasper’s Take Awards 2012

2012_posterHaving survived Roland Emmerich’s 2012, it is now time to do some introspection. So the rest of this week of the year will be devoted to looking back on the ‘year of film’ that 2012 was. What have we got in store for you the next few days? Well, first of all – today – I will present the nominees for the Jasper’s Take Awards 2012. As introduced last year, the  Jasper’s Take Awards celebrate all those qualities films can possess that are generally overlooked by the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press Agency and the British Academy. The winners of the 2012 awards will be announced one week from now, on Sunday December 30th. Of course you are more than welcome to try and influence the outcome, by posting good arguments in favor or for candidates on this website, on twitter or on facebook.

Another yearly feature in the last week of the year are my Top 10 and Flop 10 of the year: lists of the ten best and worst films we’ve been presented in the last twelve months. Please do not that these lists only contain those films that I saw in the cinema and reviewed on this website in 2012. Michael Haneke’s Amour, for instance, wont be on any list, because I have not been in the mood for any Haneke film this month. The Flop 10 will be posted online on December 29th, and the Top 10 – appropriately, on the 29th.

A new last-week-of-the-year feature will be the little essay titled ‘What kind of year has it been?’ In this little post, which will be posted on December 27th, I will look back on the year, discern some trends and surprising developments, and also discuss those films which just did not make it into either the Flop or the Top 10. Inbetween all this looking back and introspecting I will try and deliver some reviews of Ang Lee’s Life of Pi and Joe Wright’s Anna Karenina.

But now: The nominations for the  Jasper’s Take Awards of 2012:

The Michael Bay Award for loudest action film: The Avengers, Dredd 3D, Wrath of the Titans, Prometheus, The Amazing Spider-Man

The Adam Sandler Award for least funny comedy: The Campaign, American Pie: Reunion, Dark Shadows, The Watch, The Inbetweeners

The Intelligent Design Award for worst case of history rewritten: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Iron Sky, The Help, Hugo, My Week With Marilyn

The Iron Man 2 Award for least inspired sequel/prequel/spin-off: Wrath of the Titans, American Pie: Reunion, Prometheus, Men in Black III, The Amazing Spider-Man

Finally then, a positive award:

The Martin McFly Award for best use of time travelling: Looper, Total Recall, Men in Black III, The Muppets (travel by map scene), Skyfall (look, it’s the car from Goldfinger! How did that get here?)

And last year’s favourite gets to make a comeback:

The Mind Heist Award for most enthusiasticating trailer: Skyfall, Cloud Atlas, Bir Zamanlar Anadolu’da, Moonrise Kingdom, Argo

For inspiration, look up last year’s winners!

Half year report: Film in 2012

Top 5:

1 Bir Zamanlar Anadolu’da (Nuri Bilge Ceylan)

2 The Muppets (James Bobin)

3 Martha Marcy May Marlene (Sean Durkin)

4 Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson)

5 The Hunger Games (Gary Ross)

Flop 5:

5 Dark Shadows (Tim Burton)

4 On the Road (Walter Salles

3 Rock of Ages (Adam Shankman)

2 War Horse (Steven Spielberg)

1 John Carter (Andrew Stanton)

Thursday Movie News Flash Update Blog-message

Things we’ve learned this week:

 

The Muppets get a sequel :)

But Jason Segel won’t be in it :(

Human Centipede director Tom Six does not like watching horror (Dutch clip, starts at 31.20)

But he is going to make a third one…

Less Grossman’s rage will be explained!

And the creator of true icons passed away

 

Hilarious and Deeply Moving – the The Muppets review

I am too young to have grown up with the television series of The Muppets. But I did spend a childhood wondering who that Swedish Chef was that my father raved on about. Then came the DVD box sets and I was hooked. A velvet frog with ping-pong balls for eyes, a diva pig and all their sticks and wire animated Muppet friends put on a terrible happy-anarchistic variety show with celebrity guest stars. What’s not to like?

Like Sesame Street on magic mushrooms, The Muppets (they are not puppets, claim their muppeteers) brought chaos, love, laughter, music and Swedish cuisine into 1970s and 1980s living rooms. The big screen follow ups were, apart from The Muppet Movie and The Muppet Christmas Carol (1979 and 1992) not very good. The last ones even went straight to video.

But now the rights to the Muppets belong to Disney, and they gave fanboy Jason Segel (who I really liked in Bad Teacher) a considerable budget to produce a new, proper Muppet movie (directed by James Bobin). Which is out now, finally, in The Netherlands (it was released in the States last October). I still had to travel all the way to Belgium to catch a screening in the original language rather than the horrendous Dutch dub, but it was worth the international adventure.

The Muppets is fantastic. There is absolutely no other word for it. It is hilariously funny and deeply moving at the same time. It has brilliant songs, courtesy of Flight of the Chonchords’ Brett McKenzie, who won an Oscar last Sunday for Man or Muppet. And those songs have brilliant lyrics. Kermit, reminiscing about Fozzie: “Your jokes were unbearable.”

The central storyline – the Muppets need to get their act back together (literally) to save their theatre from an evil oil tycoon (Chris Cooper) – is familiar and channels the very much alike Blues Brothers. It would have been a bit too simple hadn’t there been a plethora of subplots: one for Kermit and Miss Piggy, on for Jason Segel’s Gary and his muppet brother Walter, one for Gary and his girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams), one for Fozzie… Even Scooter gets his moment of glory.

The jokes are spot-on tongue-in-cheek look-guys-we’re-making-a-muppet-movie brilliant. If you like such jokes of course, but then, if you don’t: what are you doing watching this movie? There is something lovely naïve, sweet and hippie-ish about The Muppets. There always has been, and if you thought that such a quality would be outdated in an increasingly cynical twenty-first century, than you have just been proven wrong. Because once Kermit plucks his banjo for the first tones of The Rainbow Connection, and Miss Piggy joins in when singing the first verse, you well up. I did. And you will.

Is there nothing wrong with this film then? Well, it starts a bit slow, and it takes too long for the Muppets themselves to show up. And its ending is a bit dragged out. And I would have liked to have seen more of the Swedish Chef. And there is a painfully unfunny, completely pointless Toy Story short preceding it. But none of these things take away that this is a movie adventure for film buffs, original fans of the television series, families, dating couples and those people who have never heard of The Muppets (all seven of them).

Because I have already devoted considerable space on this website to the brilliant trailers of this film, I won’t show them here. Instead, it’s time to play the music…

Thursday Movie News Flash Update Blog-message (NEW FEATURE!)

From today onwards, Thursdays will be devoted to bringing you the latest news about films to come, castings, festivals, awards and all the really, curiously strange news about film I can get my hands on. All presented in 2.0-era-appropriate short soundbites.

Things we learned this week:

-Harrison Ford not in Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner remake/sequel/spin-off

-Natalie Portman in TWO new Terence Malick films

-Finnish Nazis-from-the-moon-invade-earth movie Iron Sky is the most popular thing on the Berlin festival

-Daniel Radcliffe is angry at the Academy for snubbing Deathly Hallows

-Oscar front runner Jean Dujardin ‘misogynist’  poster scandal might hurt his award chances

And

-Multiplex chain Pathe won’t let me see The Muppets in its original English-spoken version  in my home town

The 2012 Oscar Nominations

It has taken me a week, apologies for that, but let’s comment on the Oscar nominations for this year. Obviously the nominations caught up with my predictions, so these are now a bit outdated. But let’s go through the list. 10 nominations for The Artist and 11 for Hugo make those films the big contenders of this year. Other films with many nominations are The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, War Horse, My Week with Marylin, The Help, Bridesmaids and The Tree of Life.

Oscar scandals are often about those films that are not nominated. Senna, in the documentary category for instance. And We Need To Talk About Kevin, for best picture and best actress ina leading role. And why is Spielberg’s Tintin not in the animation category? What does Puss in Boots do there? Harry Potter fans, hoping for a big sweep for Deathly Hallows Part 2 in recognition of the entire series will be a bit disappointed too, with 3 technical nominations (production design, make-up and visual effects).

Personally I was very happy to see Gary Oldman nominated for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. I find, however, that film’s nomination for best adapted screenplay an odd thing. And I am very pleased that the overrated, pretentious wanna B film Drive is almost neglected (apart from 1 nom for sound editing).

I am stunned that Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain are nominated for Moneyball and The Help respectively, while their performances in The Tree of Life were far superior. And the one thing that film should not have been nominated for is best picture, because it is too unbalanced.

I could go on and on. I won’t. Here is the list. The titles in italics are the ones I think should win, and the titles in bold are the ones I think will win. Please note that I haven’t seen everything. I am for instance still waiting for War Horse, The Descendants (both out today in Holland), Hugo and The Muppets. And I refrain from predicting the short film and documentary categories, because I really have not seen enough to have a judgement.

Best Picture
The Artist”
“The Descendants”
“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
“The Help”
“Hugo”
“Midnight in Paris”
“Moneyball”
“The Tree of Life”
“War Horse”

Actor in a Leading Role
Demián Bichir in “A Better Life”
George Clooney in “The Descendants”
Jean Dujardin in “The Artist”
Gary Oldman in “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”
Brad Pitt in “Moneyball”

Actor in a Supporting Role
Kenneth Branagh in “My Week with Marilyn”
Jonah Hill in “Moneyball”
Nick Nolte in “Warrior”
Christopher Plummer in “Beginners”
Max von Sydow in “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”

Actress in a Leading Role
Glenn Close in “Albert Nobbs”
Viola Davis in “The Help”
Rooney Mara in “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
Meryl Streep in “The Iron Lady”
Michelle Williams in “My Week with Marilyn”

Actress in a Supporting Role
Bérénice Bejo in “The Artist”
Jessica Chastain in “The Help”
Melissa McCarthy in “Bridesmaids”
Janet McTeer in “Albert Nobbs”
Octavia Spencer in “The Help”

Animated Feature Film
“A Cat in Paris”
“Chico & Rita”
“Kung Fu Panda 2″
“Puss in Boots”
“Rango”

Art Direction
“The Artist”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″
“Hugo”
“Midnight in Paris”
“War Horse”

Cinematography
“The Artist”
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
“Hugo”
“The Tree of Life”
“War Horse”

Costume Design
“Anonymous”
“The Artist”
“Hugo”
“Jane Eyre”
“W.E.”

Directing
“The Artist” Michel Hazanavicius
“The Descendants” Alexander Payne
“Hugo” Martin Scorsese
“Midnight in Paris” Woody Allen
“The Tree of Life” Terence Malick

Documentary (Feature)
“Hell and Back Again”
“If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front”
“Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory”
“Pina”
“Undefeated”

Documentary (Short Subject)
“The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement”
“God Is the Bigger Elvis”
“Incident in New Baghdad”
“Saving Face”
“The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom”

Film Editing
“The Artist”
“The Descendants”
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
“Hugo”
“Moneyball”

Foreign Language Film
“Bullhead” Belgium
“Footnote” Israel
“In Darkness” Poland
“Monsieur Lazhar” Canada
“A Separation” Iran

Makeup
“Albert Nobbs”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2”
“The Iron Lady”

Music (Original Score)
“The Adventures of Tintin” J
“The Artist”
“Hugo”
“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”
“War Horse”

Music (Original Song)
“Man or Muppet” from “The Muppets”
“Real in Rio” from “Rio”

Short Film (Animated)
“Dimanche/Sunday”
“The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore”
“La Luna”
“A Morning Stroll”
“Wild Life”

Short Film (Live Action)
“Pentecost”
“Raju”
“The Shore”
“Time Freak”
“Tuba Atlantic”

Sound Editing
“Drive”
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
“Hugo”
“Transformers: Dark of the Moon”
“War Horse”

Sound Mixing
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
“Hugo”
“Moneyball”
“Transformers: Dark of the Moon”
“War Horse”

Visual Effects
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″
“Hugo”
“Real Steel”
“Rise of the Planet of the Apes”
“Transformers: Dark of the Moon”

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
“The Descendants”
“Hugo”
“The Ides of March”
“Moneyball”
“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”

Writing (Original Screenplay)
“The Artist”
“Bridesmaids”
“Margin Call”
“Midnight in Paris”
“A Separation”

That would, in my expectation, lead to 3 awards for The Artist and 4 for Hugo and a pretty even spread accross the board. Of course I hope for some recognition for Rango, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Deathly Hallows.

But we’ll have to see. The awards will be awarded in a Billy Crystal hosted ceremony in Los Angeles on the 26th of February.

The Jasper’s Take Awards 2011: Winners

Yesterday I already twittered (is that how you spell it, or is to “I twoot”?) the winners of the first – perhaps annual – Jasper’s Take Awards. These are completely immaterial, ceremonyless, non-carpet, celeb-free, low-cal awards given out for achievements in cinema that are usually overlooked by the Oscars, the Globes, the Baftas and the likes. These are the winners, and this is why they’ve won.

The Tess Benedict Award for Most Mediocre Film of the Year goes to The Eagle. A film that is so completely redundant that it should not have been made. Actually, it was so redundant that, despite the fact that it was already made, they shelved it for a year before releasing it. Because there was already another, better film about the same subject: Centurion. It is actually a pity, considering that if The Eagle had beaten Centurion in terms of release dates, it would have been a completely acceptable, entertaining little adventure film.

The ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’ award for worst use of 3D in a Motion Picture was a close call. Technically I might argue that the worst 3D I have seen this year was in the Dutch film Nova Zembla. But if we consider budgets, and experiences in making this types of film, the biggest let down – and the winner of this award – must be Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides. Whatever you think of the third Pirates film, at least it offered state-of-the-art visual effects and set-pieces like you had never seen before. Its successor managed to add to that prize-winning formula the hottest new film technology of the last 3 years and come up with… absolutely nothing. No sea battles, no stunning set-pieces, just dark boredom.

The Muhammar Khadaffi Award for morally most reprehensible film that is nonetheless succesfull was an easy choice this year. Yes, both Transformers: Dark of the Moon and The Change Up offered very bleak, pessimistic visions of what our civilization has come to. But truly the most morally depraving thing film studios have done this year was releasing Green Lantern. A film that was so bad and ugly, so boring, such an assault on the senses and such a joust at our cognitive and rational capabilities that it does not deserve to exist. Not a crime against our standards and values, but against Film. And on this website we shall have none of it.

Disclaimer: A film that was not nominated and that you may find missing in relation to this award is The Hangover 2. But I can’t honestly nominate it, because I had better things to do.

We close the Jasper’s Take Awards on a positive note though. The Mind Heist Award for most enthusiasticating trailer! Goes to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Sure the other nominees (The Dark Knight Rises, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Muppets and The Guard) were at least as exciting, but the difference is this: those are films I would have seen (and will see) anyway. While Tinker Tailor… might well have past my attention had it nto been for that fantastic first trailer.

So that’s it for the Jasper’s Take Awards 2011 then. Stay tuned, because before the year is over there will still be reviews of Puss in Boots, Tresspass and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, I will finish my early Oscar predictions and on 30 and 31 December I will share with you my top tens of best and worst films of 2011.

Announcement: Jasper’s Take Awards 2011: Nominations

Of course, this being the end of the year, I will publish my lists of best and worst films of the year. These lists will be uploaded on 30 and 31 December. Next to that there will be a novelty on this website: the Jasper’s Take Awards. These awards celebrate all those qualities films can possess that are generally overlooked by the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press Agency and the British Academy. Below you can find the categories, if you want to nominate people or films for a category, then just post a response to this blogpost. Also, if you have strong arguments in favor of or against a particular nomination, let me know…

The Tess Benedict Award for Most Mediocre Film of the Year

“Does he make you laugh?’ asks Danny Ocean (George Clooney) to Tess Benedict (Julia Roberts) of her new husband Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) in Ocean’s Eleven. “He does not make me cry” she answers. The Tess Benedict Award celebrates those movies that leave us entirely untouched. Neither arousing nor angering us they simply exist. It is time to acknowledge such mediocrity. The nominees for this award are:

Ironclad

Flypaper

The Rite

The Eagle

The Lincoln Lawyer

The ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’ award for worst use of 3D in a Motion Picture

Of course we do need to be afraid of the dark. Very afraid. In fact, being too dark and still using darkening 3D is the serious fault in most of the following nominees.

Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides

Nova Zembla

Conan the Barbarian

The Green Hornet

Green Lantern

The Muhammar Khadaffi Award for morally most reprehensible film that is nonetheless succesfull.

Needs no further explanation. Nominees:

Green Lantern

The Change Up

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The Mind Heist Award for most enthusiasticating trailer!

Mind Heist is the song by Zach Hemsey that was used for the trailer of Inception, to great effect. This award celebrates those trailers that make us want to abso-fucking-litely see the film. The quality of the trailer, it should be said, is absolutely independent of the quality of the film. Nominees:

The Guard

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

The Artist

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

The Entire Muppet Parody Trailer Campaign

The Jasper’s Take Awards wiinners will be announced on twitter in real time on the evening of 20 December, and will subsequently be listed on this website.



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